My father is a stubborn, agervating man.  The fact that my mother has been married to him for over 30 years is a miracle to me!  UGH!

My father comes to complaining about how I am scratching up the side of his van by carrying out the trash cans past his van on trash day, after I told him a LLLLOOOOONNNNGGG time ago to park to one side of the driveway so I could have room to get the cans by without scratching up the side of his van, but will he do it? NOOOOO!

And once again, he sits crooked in the middle of the drive with NO chance of getting the cans by without scratching his van.  What am i to do?  Wake up my parents at 1 O clock in the morning so he can move the van out the driveway long enough for me drag out the cans?  i would never hear the end of it!  I don't HARDLY think so!

So I'm gonna just leave him alone and let him sleep.  he will wake in the morning with a note on the mirror, telling him I couldn't get the cans by his van last night without scratching it and he's gonna have to take out the cans.  Point-blank.  I'm just so... UGH!  Goodnight!